sirhaymitchabernathy: jasongracist: plutarchss: I think someone is hiding under Jennifer dress probably Josh Josh. I mean he’s short enough maybe it’s Leonardo DiCaprio, it might the closest he gets to an Oscar
inhabitants: tessaviolet: azulaang: older-aang: theinvisiblemonsters: abukkitofcelestialintent: do people actually stand in front of a microphone for hours making weird gibberish sounds for them to use in the sims games because if so then i need to see this happen at least once in my lifetime if not more well you’re in luck then THAT. LAUGH. Katie Perry was also one those fools...
afterlife93: jensenspudgymidway: jacklesloins: thecastielsideofyou: graceiswasted: dnwinchester: what if misha directs the musical episode what if misha directs destiel episode Dean is so going to get laid musical destiel episode where dean gets laid, directed by misha and they’re all wearing drag. then sam wakes up from a very disturbing dream involving his brother and his...
thecapn: did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers...
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
cosettefauchelevents: clockworkparabatai: cosettefauchelevents: what if they took west side story and made a version where it was set in verona in the 1400s and instead of gangs there are two powerful italian families. i just think that would be really cool And instead of Maria and Tony it would be Romeo and Juliet no those names are lame
januarythetimelord: dean-tacos-cas: spookapple: jackvessalius: look what we have here i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life I sat her looking like a knob for about a minute then I died
thats-slightly-raven: thats-slightly-raven: My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up. I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what...
haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
supershawarmalock: erossum: awkwardlilgirl: nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: are-you-my-tennant: neilpatrickheaven: i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go #favorite disney prince because he doesnt understand hes a disney prince SEE?!
morrissarty: cheeky-jackharries: avatar-rokuu: veryscarytwist: how am i supposed to concentrate in science when whENEVER I LOOK TO THE LEFT I SEE THIS AT LEAST YOU DON”T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO THIS what
lesbianathogwarts: asianpredator: domodisciple: asianpredator: itsdeepforhappypeople: strangeharpy: edgebug: sprightlyvigilante: the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets i want to read this novel I want to write this novel. I want to edit this novel. Sounds like...
berepah: mskneesocks: you’re the only one who understands me google i tried to scroll past i really did
harryedward: i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me
meladoodle: blood is thicker than water, but do you wanna know what’s even thicker than blood? mozzarella cheese. really makes you think.
viridian-ebubbles: emkay-mlp: My parents often warned me that people on the internet could be lying about who they really are but I’ve found that the internet is the only place where are truly themselves and in reality they lie about who they are offline. this is so true it hurts
fonmasterguard: So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
This gif works for everything
octo-oblivion: Forgot homework. Left front door open. Trying to understand fandoms for the first time. Look at all the fucks I give. What the fuck is this. Someone makes a joke but no one gets it. Plans for the future. Condom bursts. “Sure, Why not!” It’s canon. “Who cares?” Life.
sorryforpartybarackin: im no cactus expert, but i know a prick when i see one
obamasdaughterssister: obamasdaughtersboyfriend: obamasdaughter: obamathepresident: obamasdaughtersboyfriend: obamasdaughter: I love my boyfriend <3 I love my girlfriend remember to wear protection wtf dad Wtf mr president omg lol busted
vinoxe: vinoxe: werescott: vinoxe: popcorn i need popcorn For you omg thanks WAIT
askpyra1: I PLAN ON FOLLOWING EVERY LAST HUMAN BEING ON TUMBLR. EVERY.LAST.ONE. I DON’T CARE WHICH FANDOM YOU’RE IN OR WHAT YOU POST, I WILL FOLLOW YOU. JUST REBLOG
2073: money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference